It. Is. So. Cold.

Yesterday and today it has been stunningly cold. Actually, I just heard our local guy on NPR tonight during the national broadcast, talking about how ridiculously cold it is outside. Our local schools, which never close (and I mean never) were closed yesterday. The high was -4 degrees. When I woke up at 6:30 a.m., the temperature was -16. That is not windchill and it is not Celsius. I live where one should be expected to experience cold with their chin up. But I am not handling it very well. There are monster icicles on our roof, threatening whomever comes to call. What would you do, if you were the UPS delivery driver, and saw this over your head?